6/23/2003 11:52:00 AM|W|P|Danny Eagle|W|P| You're tired. You haven't slept because you've been out drinking too much. Work is boring and demeaning. Your animal instincts, once for hunting and combat, only show themselves when you've hit the dance floor after 8 drinks or when you're playing Grand Theft Auto. Watch The Smashing Machine and get back in touch with the human spirit at its best and worst. Witness the will to destroy another human in front of a massive crowd, even if he's your best friend. This is no-holds-barred fighting amongst real people; intelligent people at that. Unlike the ultimate fighting you might have seen on stateside cable, this documentary shows the full implications, emotion, dignity and despair attached to this brutal sport. These are perhaps the last true warriors on the planet. Watch them and thank God that your only duty in a day is to sit in an office chair and read Fort Drastic. The Smashing Machine Saturday June 28, 12AM, HBO2 West Friday June 27, 9PM, HBO2 East|W|P|105639450986560051|W|P|HBO America Undercover | The Smashing Machine|W|P|scottlmoe@gmail.com6/13/2003 01:58:00 PM|W|P|Danny Eagle|W|P| Hollywood Homicide is going to be the bunkest piece of shit movie since Tom Hanks rocked Turner and Hooch. I don't even need to see this movie to tell you that. All I needed was the TV commercial where Harrison Ford aggressively humps air and grunts rhythmically with his hands over his head. It's so sad and so funny it made me think of pooing my pants on the bus. It's a movie trailer moment that rivals Finding Forester, where Sean Connery cowls "You're the man now dog!". So funny, so pathetic. I used to love this dude, and they pair his aging ass up with turdbomb heartthrob whathisface. Yeah, he was the Matt Damon stunt double for Pearl Harbor. From Indiana Jones to this shit? Seriously, they must have put a couple of monkeys on acid in a room and given them picture cards to help them write the script. One picture of a horny aging mom buying a movie ticket, one of a smiley face, and one of an exploding cop car. Decline of civilization in full effect.|W|P|200423688|W|P|Sony Pictures | Hollywood Homicide|W|P|scottlmoe@gmail.com