9/26/2001 01:07:00 PM|W|P|Danny Eagle|W|P| Sinks are functional, offer an option of cold and warm water, and will sometimes turn on by themselves! Fancy public toilet seats have a special "pee cutout" to protect sitters from standers. Stalls give you the privacy to read the sports section while dirting, but not enough privacy to have sex or do drugs (at work that is). This is form and function in the bathroom, the way it should be. Then you got the urinals. They should be called pee-deflectors. Every time I pee in one, I wind up with sprinkles of pee on my arms, and I don't see extra large sinks for arm washing. Forget about wearing those white suede penny loafers when using the urinal, you wind up with yellow dogs on your feet. Experiencing neighbor-induced stage fright? Tough shit, you have to hang out with your garbage exposed until the smelly guy next to you takes off. When you're done you hit the flush handle, which for some reason is moist? But it's above the pee-level! Is it leaking? Stay off the urinals, this is no way to live fellas.|W|P|5934825|W|P|URINALS|W|P|scottlmoe@gmail.com