5/29/2001 10:06:00 AM|W|P|Danny Eagle|W|P| Japanese Commander to Chief Naval Officer: "We no longer have surprise!" NEWS FLASH: Japanese Attack Pearl Harbor; Abercrombie Models Fight Back! Do not see this movie. On top of being horrible, it's long. It adds insult to injury. While you're waiting to see the madness of first-person air-to-air combat, you have to sit through the Dawson's Creek love story which flops it's fat ass right in the middle of the good shit. Breakdown: Two boys from the boondocks like to fly. They go to war. One boy falls in love with a sexy nurse who pricks his ass with needles. He goes off to shoot up some Krauts and gets shot down; presumed KIA. His best friend, get this, steals his nursey and shags her in the parachute hanger. Somehow through all the baby-batter exchange, the nursey gets pregnant (but that's for later). Fly-boy number one gets home, and surprise! Pearl Harbor happens, Japan:1, USA: 0. They fight back with a secret mission, and make it home. One boy dies, other is dad and war hero. Big fucking deal. |W|P|3844851|W|P|JERRY BRUCKHEIMER | PEARL HARBOR|W|P|scottlmoe@gmail.com5/22/2001 06:36:00 AM|W|P|Danny Eagle|W|P| Yeah yeah, so this is old news to some of you. Cannes Film Festival winner in 1968. For the rest of you that have been asleep since Vietnam, go see this shit. We're talking motorcycles, battles with Rednecks, and Acid trips in cemetaries (something I can relate to). All the madness goes down to a classic soundtrack that makes you want to tip over a pin-ball machine at a seedy bar. This movie is truly powered by Dynomite!|W|P|3743916|W|P|FONDA, HOPPER, NICHOLSON | EASY RIDER|W|P|scottlmoe@gmail.com