9/06/2004 08:21:00 PM|W|P|Danny Eagle|W|P| There are some things that make it into my lil' shopping basket every damn time: LA Look hair gel, Old Spice after-shave, talc, and eggs. And Thomas' English Muffins. These little bastards are a pillar in the great hall that is Dan Eagle's kitchen. So fucking good. Other brands won't do. You know this, I know this. You can wipe your bum with many types of TP; you cannot eat imitation English muffins and expect anything but disappointment. You can toast 'em up, slab melty peanut butter on em or go Au-Provence style with fancy jam and freshly churned butter. Or you can go mafioso style and put a hit out on 'em with some spaghetti sauce and cheese. The possibilities are endless. And before you start with your white trash comments, you'll note that Eggs Benedict, the crown jewel of breakfast, has the English muffin to thank for its greatness. But I'm not here to tell you how great Thomas' English Muffins are, you've probably been eating them since you had booties on your pajamas. I'm here to tell your funky ass to get to the supermarket for the BONUS PACK. I'm not talking about the four-pack or even the double pack of six. This is the nook and cranny bombshell of nine! Impress your hubby, gal, boy, or pet with a tuna melt...or nine of them! Make a little heart shape on the kitchen floor of tuna melts for them to step on in the morning! You've got nine, people, make a hat and sweater out of 'em if you like! Always a classic, widely available, get the Thomas' English Muffin Bonus pack and feed your family for nine days.|W|P|109452825313490618|W|P|George Weston Bakeries | Thomas' English Muffins Bonus Pack|W|P|scottlmoe@gmail.com