12/30/2003 11:55:00 AM|W|P|Danny Eagle|W|P| When you've gasped your last breath and gone the way of the Great Spirit, you had better hope you had yourself some goddamn Entenmann's Raspberrry Danish Twist. Sure, you can have a good time with their donuts or the cookies, or other crap, but when it's all said and done, the Rasberry Danish Twist is the motherfucking bomb of convenience store snack food. But is it food? Is it baked goods, is it dinner? Can I have it now, or should I wait? Have that shit right now. I said NOW. When one of these babies showed up at the apartment in college, it was as though my mom, Jesus Christ, and some daftly clever food engineers had delivered to me a most special gift. Gleaming white, with a little window box, it would last maybe 72 hours tops, chizeled away in little rectangular chunks, like annexed Indian land, until all that was left was a knife and an empty tin. It's a danish of sorts, manufactured by the mile and cut into rectangles, in some magical factory powered by Baker's Magic and deisel fuel. As available as condoms and milk, you may as well pick one up when grabbing, well, anything else at the store. It's sweet, moist, buttery, laced with a little frosting, and frothing with raspberry jam. Own one again and again, and truly enjoy the merger of technology and snack foods that is the Entenmann's Raspberry Danish Twist.|W|P|107281415861269181|W|P|Entenmann's | Rasberry Danish Twist|W|P|scottlmoe@gmail.com